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Monday, March 14, 2011

lot of nonday

This is how to make your day
1’ get out of the hay
2’ go out and play
3’ so when you hit the hay
4’ you ‘l say it was a grate day !
I hope the old, old story make your day!

What is the difference between one yard and two yards?

Answer: awh fence!

 Trains run on tracks, why?
Because; the engineer was given a highball!

Indians’ made tracks across the plain

Teacher asks:” who can recite the alphabet?”
Johnny raises his hand.
Teacher says “Johnny recite the alphabet”

Johnny says “a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z”!
Teacher says “that’s wrong, Johnny you forgot the “pee””
Johnny’s reply “nope!  It’s running down my leg”

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. 

The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. 

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. 

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. 

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" 

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

Thank you and god bless have a funday its Monday


Kriti said...

Its elementary dear watson : ) Loved it Roy...

Royal Nirupam said...

Sorry dear no INDIAN can get hippo. hide.ha..ha. love you,,,,love you

Anonymous said...

Haa! Wish I had seen this at the start of my Monday. But no matter, now the Monday blues are washed away. Great post, Roy!

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