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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

lot of firsts

Now I did not write this, but it s been a long time since I read it and I thought you might like to spice up your day a bit.  Have not been able to find out who wrote it but it is a good spice story I heard back some fifty odd years ago. it should go good with your morning coffee.

My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame.

All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now

My first time ever at milking a cow.....

- Unknown

thank you and god bless


Roy Durham said...

this is a test

Mary said...

OMG Roy! That is great! Don't know where you found this but you need to keep a copy safe somewhere :)

EstherBelle said...

We were all more innocent then.

Anonymous said...

Test Comment ... Roy, I still can't read your blog with IE9. It's still blended into the background in some places. Thanks!

Anna L. Walls said...

Ah hahaha that's so funny. I did try to find out who wrote it. It's all over but with no signature anywhere. Someone didn't want to claim it when they wrote it. Too bad.

Still snickering.

Popup window came up really fast. That's a good sign.

pushing button now.

Ravenmyth said...

Good one Roy....yes, good way start the day with a cup of Java...I am glad I did not scroll forward...I had a feeling there was going to be a good punch line...

Commnet window works great, came up right away....

Techmaker said...

Roy, Roy, Roy, What a shame. Is this your experience?... Just kidding... Nice post ha... I love it....I copied it to my hard disk. Is it ok to send it to my friends via e-mails?

Roy Durham said...

this poem has been around for a hundred years no one know who wrote it you can copy and post it just have fun with it.

JP Brandano Photography said...

lololol Roy you had me there .. Really fun

Jessica M said...

lol This was great! You had me wondering for a moment there...thinking to myself, wow I didn't know it was THAT kind of blog lol. I nice twist at the end. Thanks for sharing!

alejandro guzman said...

oh my first time revisited!!
Without the cow or was she?


Larry Lewis said...

Alas this reminds me of my first time working on a 'chicken farm'. I won't say what the job was they gave me ... but i will say, i never went back on day two.

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