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Saturday, May 21, 2011

lot of the end


Good by cruel world!!!
Let me see?
Hey! mouse where did you put the fishing gear?
What do you mean you put it in my bed roll!
You know what happen the last time.
It took a week to get that hook out.
 Did you load the Henry?
I have got the coffee.
What about the greener?
The reloads are it the tack shed.
What do you mean sally won’t get up?
Give him some oats, he’ll get the move on.
What the heck? Did you put the radio on that camping show?
Sally said what?
He said that the world was going to end.
Who said that?
Sally said that the fellar on the radio said that.
Well mouse it your fault for putting the radio on that station.
I said to put on some soft music to calm him down so we could take him camping.
He keeps saying mine eyes have seen the coming.
They were sing hymns!
You would know that takes a jackass to believe that jackass on the radio.
Now Get up sally you will get sand in eyes.
Mouse saddle old calliope she is calm and steady.
Let ride the trout are a biting. Heeeee!! Haaaaw!! Ride!!!


 thank you lord and god bless all

Friday, May 20, 2011

lot of dolls


It seems today it international doll day. And by request from Lanetta J Sprott, I’m writing about dolls. Now this maybe a little strange for a cowboy to be playing with dolls. But out there on the range you do a few things that may seem a like a little strange for a cowboy to do. But then you’re not a cowboy. You can’t take many things out there when you’re riding heard. There is one thing you just can’t get along without, you could but it no fun to be without, and that is paper.  Now there is many way to carry paper but generally you take a book like the monkey wards catalog or the sears and saw-a-buck they came free in the mail. It gives you something to read and dream about and keeps you clean if you know what I’m talken about.

 Now on occasion the only book around was one of ma’s old Macalls magazines.  Well you see there is this page with something to cut out. 

Her name was Betsy just a pretty little thing. Well we would cut her out and dress her up take a twig with a little flower and water paste, sit her up by the fire so she could look at the moon and then sing her a love song and dream of dancing with my gal.  



Yep cowboys don’t play with doll. So don’t go tellen those lies. 

Thank you and god bless

Thursday, May 19, 2011

lot of fun


Hello!

I’m a truck driving,
Horse breaking,
CB poet,
Rocket jockey,
Nail driving,
Lumber jacking,
 Back yard chef

 I wore a star when not in the bar,
 Press on the gas
go lead footin’
 Racing that car
I will blow your doors off,  
Keep your shirt on
Now the cops are after my hot rod ford

Rope a steer
Drink a beer
Breaker broke
Stay off that bad joke

BBQ burger and fries
Right before your eyes
Pancakes too if that will do
Has anybody got their ears on?
Built a house drove a nail or two

T minus ten a big fat hen
T minus nine we are counting time
T minus eight haul that freight
T minus seven we’ll be there by eleven
T minus six get supper on to fix
T minus five just staying alive
T minus four got room for one more
T minus three look out for that tree
T minus a two god bless you
T minus one wasn’t that fun
Ignitions reach for the sun
Houston we have lift off

 Hey I’m just a cowboy
Thank you and god bless



Wednesday, May 18, 2011

lot belief 4.2


Is the world flat? Back in the dark ages people believe so. At least that is what I have been told. Now here is a little test, when you go outside stop and stand as still as you can. Look all around, listen make note of all that you hear. Feel the air smell it taste it.  Take a full innovatory of all around you. Look at the spot you are standing on. Look behind your ears, under your hair, behind your eyes. Now think about the fact that no one can see, feel, and hear what you are.  If this is too much work go back to bed and sleep on it. You are unique there is no one like you in the world. It is your world. No one can perceive the world like you do. It is imposable. It was given to you, now just what the heck you are going to do with it. Are you going to make it better? Are you going to make prettier?  Are you going to make it safer? Are you going to fill it with hate, or are you going to fill it with love? Are you going to fill it with pain and suffering? Or are you going to heal the pain and end the suffering.  It is yours. You are responsible for it. So what are you going to do? Whatever you are going to do you had better get moving before that truck runs you over; shame on you for standing in the middle of the road.
have some fun!

Thank you for being in my world and making it better, God bless

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