lot of down town

Went down town last Saturday night

All the people going to and fro

Quite a jam with all those cars stuck in a row

I will move the herd if they will stay to the right

Now them people just thing I am a clown

For bring my herd up town

But don’t you see they follow me.

Hey fellar don’t honk that horn

That bull’s are bigger than yours

Some fellar said that’s a horse

I said of course I wouldn’t ride the cow

He must think I’m some kind of fool any how

He said next time ride the bus

I said you must be crazy they will make a fuss

Who ever heard of cows on a bus?

Besides that my saddle won’t fit on that cuss

Now them ladies giggle and smile

And I tip my hat in gentlemanly style

It all seems a bit strange

With all them new fangled things

Sure not like home on the range

Now I all most shot that fellar

When he drew that thing from his belt

But I saw I had nothing to fear

He stuck it in his ear

Will I guess I best round up them cows?

And mosses on out of here

Do wish I could have found a beer

Thank you and god bless